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SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by getting pulled over by a cop
POST: So this just happened a few minuets ago but let's back track.
Today as I was headed home I found a dime on the ground. I don't really smoke anymore but I picked it up and figured I would sell it to one of the stoners at my school. Quick ten bucks... | had good pungent pot on my person, got pulled over by a cop, only had to turn my lights on. |
SUBREDDIT: r/askwomenadvice
TITLE: Resources to help dudes be better in the sack?
POST: Howdy. 43M here. I'd say I'm decent in bed, but nothing great. I am in a relationship with the love of my life (even if she's seriously pissing me off right now, but that's another story for another day). I know she loves me a... | I'm looking for some books, websites, etc, etc on how to be great in bed. What'cha got? |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Ball Python loose in the house for 4 days. How do I humanely trap a snake?
POST: My wife's sister lives their parents and has a ball python as a pet, about 1 year old, and about 16 inches long which she raised nearly from birth. The lid on the cage was a stack of books, evidently not g... | Snake in the house, need it caught alive, risk of semi-retarded dog eating it, time is a factor. |
SUBREDDIT: r/self
TITLE: It's my two-year cakeday today.
POST: I had completely forgotten about it recently, until I noticed today.
Reddit has become a massive part of my life, but in good and bad ways. Introducing me to tons of new ideas and ways of thought, brilliant locations and pictures, the most recent news a... | Thanks for being there for me. It has been a ride. I hope I don't ever need to say goodbye. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [18 M] recently hooked up with a girl [18 F] I had been talking to for a while, and now she is giving me the cold shoulder
POST: I am a senior in high school. I had been talking to a girl over the summer and it was clear that we were pretty interested in each other. We never had th... | Hooked up with a girl I had had a thing with for a while. Now she won't talk to me. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by losing a drunken bet last night
POST: I'm your typical 22 year old girl, but I have a betting problem. I will accept any bet I believe I can win no matter the consequence. Usually its over stupid stuff, while drunk. My guy friends all know this about me and have never seen me back out... | Will take any bet I think I can win, this time it bit me in the ass as I showed some ass. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: tifu by parking in short term parking.
POST: So last week I was on my way to Phoenix to visit family and since I work the night shift I rarely remember what AM weekday traffic is like. So I left my house for my 9:45AM flight with what I thought was a reasonable amount of time... I mean I left... | thought I was gonna miss a plane, parked like a moron, gonna have to pay a huge amount of money. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [23F]My bf [26M] is always horny and its affecting our relationship and his self esteem.
POST: My bf and I have been together for 4 years. We have great sex but I am not always horny like he is. He seems to be horny anytime we're together and sometimes cant control himself and initia... | bf is always horny, I am not. He feels crappy about it. Do I keep having sex to make him happy |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: I (21f) cheated on my boyfriend (22m) and some advice.
POST: Last night I was at a party with a few friends and long story short I got drunk and made out with a guy I had had a crush on since my freshman year of high school. Because I believe in total honestly in a relationship... | I got drunk made out with a guy who wasn't my bf, need help knowing how to help my bf with this. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Askreddit, help me decide my future.
POST: I'm a senior in highschool, getting ready to go on to college. I'm scared shitless. I have absolutely NO idea what I want to do with my life and what I want to major in.
I know what you're thinking, "Barely anyone knows what they want to do wh... | I have no idea what I want to major in or what I want to do with my life and it scares me shitless. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit - AT&T just came to my house and offered a sweet deal at my door for TV and internet services. I don't want to be gullible! Help!
POST: I live in an area highly dominated by Time Warner Cable Company and all of its smaller spinoffs and whatnot. And so AT&T and DirecTV make runs... | AT&T came to my house, wants to beat out its competitors. Is AT&T really that good a provider? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I (30F) just had sex too early with someone (35M) and am feeling like shit over it
POST: I had just gotten dumped from a short-term relationship and was feeling crappy about it. A guy (35M) from one of my hobbies who knew about the breakup swooped in and asked me to go for a drink. H... | Slept with someone too soon and I feel like shit. I'm not even sure what to do at this point. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I (24F) am dating a really busy doctor (35M), how do I deal with his schedule? Anyone else with any experience dating someone with a time-consuming career?
POST: We've been dating for two months. We connect well and I definitely see the potential for a long-term relationship. I think... | SOs of doctors/bankers/astronauts/superheroes/etc, how do you deal with their schedules? |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Please help! How do I talk to my girlfriend about my day?
POST: Howdy Reddit,
This question might seem really weird of stupid, but I really need your help.
I've been together with my girlfriend for 7 years now, but lately my shortcoming start to become a problem.
I've always been quit... | How do I tell other poeple how my day was, even if it was the most boring day on earth? |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: How do I buy a printable iTunes gift certificate without installing iTunes?
POST: **The short story:** I don't want a physically mailed gift card, I want one I can print out. I don't have iTunes (DO NOT WANT TO INSTALL IT), nor do I have an iPad, iPhone, or iPod, or iWhatever. Any sol... | APPLE, I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY, BUT I REFUSE TO INSTALL ITUNES! |
SUBREDDIT: r/personalfinance
TITLE: What to do about cash income?
POST: So my wife started a job as a painting instructor at one of those studios where you schedule a party, BYOB, and an instructor will teach you how to paint a painting of your choice. She gets paid in cash by the owner after each party. Since it see... | Wife payed cash under the table, how do we stay on the Tax Man's good side without lots of hassle? |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by accidentally drinking soap.
POST: Ok so I was washing my hands to take my contact lenses out. As anyone with contacts with tell you, you wash with soap prior to prevent infection.
Anyway, I press down on the soap and liquid cleanliness pours onto my hands. I do my thing and dispose o... | Following eye-hygiene, ended up being a soapy-dragon with the cleanest teeth in all the land. |
SUBREDDIT: r/dogs
TITLE: [Help] Separation Anxiety and Peeing
POST: I have a 5 y/o lab mix rescue. He was basically house trained when I got him with my ex. I occasionally had issues with him marking my bed after we moved from a house to an apartment but it wasn't often. Ex and I started fighting, marking increased. ... | Dog marks my bed promptly after I leave, hates crates, daycare, dog walker doesn't help. What do? |
SUBREDDIT: r/Parenting
TITLE: Bedtime advice needed: My 17 month daughter used to be great abiut going to bed. We would put her in the crib and she'd cover up and sleep all night.
POST: Then she got an ear infection that woke her up in the night, that was followed by a bad diaper rassh that did the same. Now she is w... | Baby used to love going to bed now doesn't. Short of drugs I want to get her to bed at night. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by being an asshole to my local starbucks
POST: So I'm actually going to hell for this.
I called my local Starbucks this morning and asked for the manager, then told her that my name is John and I'm of arabic decent, and I came in three days earlier and ordered a drink, and the woman wr... | I got a manager at starbucks fired and gave a random powerplant in Iowa a $25 starbucks gift card. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: I am 18 years old and I would like to live on my own asap, what do I need to know?
POST: I am currently living with my parent who are living with my dad's brother**(edit-my parents have bad credit right now which is a problem when trying to buy a house, but they are fine financially)**. ... | I want to know how to live on my own. I know I need a job but I also need help finding a job. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by subconsciously playing with a girl's hair
POST: This happened a couple days ago, not today. So in my history class, I sit next to this extremely attractive girl with really long brown hair. She bent over to get a pen she dropped, and as she did so, a lot of her hair landed on my leg. ... | I played with a hot girl's long hair and it got stuck around my finger. Now she thinks I'm weird. |
SUBREDDIT: r/travel
TITLE: R/travel, don't fail me now! I won a trip, but to where?
POST: Long story short, I won a trip for 2500 USD. I can go anywhere I want provided I don't exceed that amount (presumably I could go over that if I wanted to shell out my own money).
Additionally, I am in the process of convert... | Save me Reddit, you're my only hope! Kind of. Or rather, a source of valued information.:) |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: [18M] , I told my crush [18F] what I felt for her. She is now dating a friend of mine.
POST: A couple of months ago I met a girl. I quickly found out that we have a a lot in common and I could share a good laugh with her.
She became a part of my regular group of friends I see ... | I fell for a girl, she is not into me. She is now dating a friend of mine. What should I do? |
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice
TITLE: I want to ask out this girl I've been infatuated with for months the only problem is I only see her while she's working
POST: I've had a crush on this waitress at my favorite bar for close to a year now and I don't know how to ask her out without being "that guy" that hits on girls w... | I'm in love with a waitress at my favorite bar but I only see her at work. How do I ask her out? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My GF [23 F] of almost 3 years is upset with me [26 M] for "not being controlling enough"... wut?
POST: We met on OkCupid a few years ago. We have the same sense of humor and both like similar things, etc, so we get along really well.
However, recently this issue has been creeping ... | I try to be a good BF by not being controlling/jealous/whiney and it has thus far backfired. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [21 F] with my best friend/hookup buddy of 4 years [22 M] i fucked up, got drunk, insulted his new hook up and slapped her.
POST: Be sure to explain in detail with line breaks.
I completely fucked up with my friend. We used to hookup (hooked up for about 4 years straight but neve... | Got drunk, insulted best friend/ex hook up's new hookup buddy and need/want to make amends. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU By changing a light blub
POST: So this happened last night around 10 O'clock, I decided I should go for a shower and that's when I noticed that the light in my bathroom wasn't switching on. So naturally I assumed that the blub had blew and needed changing. I should note that the light sw... | Blew the fuse of some of the lights in my house by changing a light blub and they still don't work |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by eating the *whole* package of twizzlers.
POST: This happened several years ago, so... Syaifu is more fitting.(several years ago i fucked up) I was the typical kid. Loved candy, especially twizzlers. I would eat them all of the time. It was a normal Saturday night. Me and my mom decide... | bought twizzlers, dreamed about repurposed twizzlers, I gave up those twizzlers through the night. |
SUBREDDIT: r/askwomenadvice
TITLE: (M/24) Have a crush on my roommate (F/21). Unsure what to do.
POST: So I live with some friends, and recently due to circumstances one of our other friends has been staying with us. I've always sort of liked her before, but at this point I don't know if it's just a crush or what. I... | Not sure if I need to tell roommate/friend about my feelings, or if I need to just get over it. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Gf [24f] asked me how many girls I've loved. I [25m] lied.
POST: Been together a year, and we recently told each other that we loved each other. Yay, right?
Well, last night, while we were both half asleep, she asks me how many girls I've said that to...I thought back and said, "Do... | gf asked me how many girls I've told them I loved them. I said 2. I realized the number is 4. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: Another childhood TIFU
POST: I read the story about the guy stomping the cup that he placed on a nail to keep it still and it reminded me of the time when I was a small child that knew everything at a young age. I had seen in some cartoon where a character stepped on a rake and it hit him in... | Genius kid me stomped a rake and didn't expect to get hit in the face. Got hit in the face. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [25 M] still loves my Ex [24 F] after one year and a half break-up. we were together for seven years
POST: ok guys... i had a perfekt girlfriend for seven long years, then she broke up with me for no reason(none that i know off), blocked me up and changed her dressing style to an ... | dated 7 years, broke up for more than a year, had a new gf, didn't liked it, want ex back. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit, How do I make my work days as a cashier less boring?
POST: Okay, so I work at a local big-box store (wont say the name, but lets call it WolfMart)
It's your typical big-box store, with it's grocery section and it's general merchandise section.
People do most of their shopping ... | I'm a cashier at malWart , it's really boring, any tips to keep me from boring myself to death? |
SUBREDDIT: r/self
TITLE: Reddit, this casual racism needs to stop
POST: I don't understand why reddit finds racism against Asians okay. Just reading through the comments in these posts makes my stomach churn. The grades I get in school aren't a result of my genetics. It's the result of hard fucking work, and to have ... | Cut it out with the "____ Level: Asian". That shit needs to stop, it's becoming old and annoying. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [22F] Taking a break from BF [20M]. Does this work? Reddit, advice!
POST: So my boyfriend and I have been together for 2+ years, and there's a problem. He's contemplating the idea that we're better off as friends, we don't have anything to talk about, the sex isn't there (or meaningf... | Initiating a "break" with my boyfriend. How does this work, and how can I stay on the right track? |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: How should I ask this girl to prom?
POST: Hey guys and gals, I'm a junior in highschool and the girl (let's call her Emily) is a sophomore. I'm not the best looking guy around but I'm not horrid. Emily and I haven't really talked much because our "groups" don't really hang out. Her older br... | No clue how/if I should ask a girl to prom because I have no balls and it's a weird scenario. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [21 M] in a new FWB type relationship with teenage mother [18 F]
POST: So, I got on Tinder and did the whole "swipe right till you run out with anyone you'd even remotely consider" technique. Finally got a match with a girl who looked cute in her profile pic. Then I read her profi... | With a teenage MILF, can't help but feel I'm doing something wrong here. Should I break this off? |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by being the only name on the lease
POST: I live in an apartment with two other people. My landlord will only allow one person to have their name on the lease for the apartment and will only accept rent from one person, which is me. So I have to get my rent money from my roommates and my... | roommate bailing on rent, my name is the only name on the lease, thus I have to pay his share. |
SUBREDDIT: r/travel
TITLE: Hello Redditors! Please help me plan a fall foliage trip for my mom in the East Coast region of the US!!!
POST: Hey Guys!!!
My mom is coming back from Taiwan to stay with me (OC, California) for a few months at the end of July. Due to healthcare issues, she has to reside between here and T... | If you know where the BEST fall foliage is please let me know!! My mom loves staying at B&B's. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Can a jury make a finding of not guilty based on foreknowledge of the possible punishments?
POST: From the discussion [here](
If a person is at trial for an arbitrary felony. Let's say the charges against them would bring a minimum 5 years in prison if convicted. The Jury believes he's ... | In the words of [mic_city_sons] "you can say not guilty for any damn reason you want". |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [21 M] When exactly is it appropriate to ask for an exit interview in dating?
POST: So I went on a date with a girl. Liked her. Then went home and later messaged her if she felt any chemistry. She saw my message but never responded. Sent her another saying it was fine if she didn't, ... | Went on date and haven't heard from her, wondering if it would be a good idea to ask how I did. |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: Got taken on as a placement student, was paid £15 a day is there anything I can do?
POST: Hi, I would love some advice of everyone and their ideas regarding my situation.
I studied at university for 3 years. After the second year of study, due to being on a sandwich course, I was taken on ... | Taken on as a trainee for £15 a day to cover expenses. Is there anything I can do 2 years on? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Does he [31] like me [19] as a sister or romantically? or is he just leading me on?
POST: I feel stupid posting this because I know I sound like a 13 year old girl, but I have a huge crush on a guy I met. I've known him for about half a year now -- we play golf at the same club and w... | i have no idea why this guy i have a crush on is flirting with me. how do I find out? |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: "Nice-Guy" Bordering Friend-Zone, HELP!
POST: I met up with this chick from the other side of the world through the internet and we talked for a while and then she came to my side of the world and we met up twice so far. Tomorrow will be our 3rd encounter. When we meet up we usually just wa... | Whats a way to bridge from a "nice-guy" bordering friend-zone to friends-with-benifits? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: Couldn't get it up for my gf.
POST: Okay so we've been dating a year and a half now, started having sex at 6 months. I am her first time for everything but I have had previous relationships. She is the most attractive girl I've dated and my longest relationship to date. Last ni... | Couldn't get it up and girlfriend took it to heart. How do I show her I'm still attracted to her. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: What did I do? Am I ready?
POST: Throw-away...I'm in a horrible situation and really need advice. My gf wants to get married and I'm not sure I'm emotionally ready. She's an awesome person in the sense of compromise, taking care of the house, and other places like that. The passion /... | gf wants to get married, I'm not sure if I'm ready. She's great, but am I ready? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [23 M] have an interest in a new coworker [21 F], but don't know how to approach her.
POST: So my company hired a few new employees. One of which, I'm taking quite an interest in. She's cute, has the type of style I look for in women (which is hard to come by in my area surprisingl... | Interested in a new coworker, want to ask her out, but I'm rusty on this type of stuff. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My ex [21M] just called and told me[22F] that he just found out he has an STD, and I am with someone new now
POST: I ended a relationship with a guy I was seeing since high school, we stopped seeing each other because we didn't really get along very well. This was about 6 months ago.... | Ex bf gave me chlamydia, new bf probably has it because of me and I don't know how to tell him |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [31 M] with my FWB [26 F] of 6 months, stood me up - lame excuse.
POST: I've been seeing this girl since I moved to a new city. We get a long great. I've never had an issue with her. We have the same sense of humor, we like the same music and movies. All that fun stuff. She d... | Me [31 M] with my FWB [26 F] of 6 months, stood me up. Gave me a lame excuse. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [20 M] with my GF[19F] duration 4 months, Says she lost and can't love me at the moment!
POST: My gf she acting very weird these days.
We are on LDR and she said right now she can't love me and doesn't have feelings for me and I also asked about whether she's seeing someone else ... | what should I do. It's draining me, or should I wait for her or split-up / give damn? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My girlfriend [19f] has gained weight and it's taking a toll.
POST: I [20M] have been dating this girl for a couple years now and when we started out she was probably 5'4" 120 pounds and looked amazing. She is just about to complete her freshman year of college and instead of putting... | my previously anorexic gf gained 35 pounds this year and I don't know how to approach her about it. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Girl(18) I like (18), but she likes my friend
POST: So there's this girl that I used to go to school with and I've developed a sort of crush on her. I really find her attractive and I've tried to get with her since we ocassionaly smoke weed together but she doesn't seem like she like... | I like a girl, she likes my friend. Wondering if I should hangout with her more or to give up. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: My new neighbours are harassing my elderly mother, what can I do?
POST: So basically my mother has been living in the same house for 23 years with no troubles with any of her neighbours prior. About 6 months ago a South African couple moved in next door and proceeded to do extensive reno... | A MASSIVE DOUCHE MOVED NEXT DOOR AND IS CAUSING MY ELDERLY MOTHER GRIEF |
SUBREDDIT: r/loseit
TITLE: What am I doing wrong?
POST: I've been lurking this subreddit for about a month now for inspiration. Started my journey first week of April.
Info about me:
* Male
* Height: 6' 2"
* Start W: 320lbs/145kg (April 2nd)
* BMR calculations comes to 2700-2800
* Have hypothyroidism but been on m... | 320lbs - lost 8 lbs first 2 weeks, haven't dropped a single pound for last 3 weeks. Seeking advice. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [22 M] miss my Ex [20F], we dated for a year and have been broken up for 3
POST: My high school girlfriend and I had a great relationship, but when I went to college I decided to break it off. We stayed in contact, she got another boyfriend who she's still with shortly after we bro... | Me and Ex hooked up this summer, she's in a relationship, I miss her but want to be over her. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Would love some advice on how to fix issues arising from a difference in sex drives between me(23m) and my SO(25f).
POST: I'll try to keep it short, but this is an ongoing issue between she and I that has some background now.
Basically, I'm a guy who is incredibly attracted to my S... | SO(25f) and I(23m) have incredibly different sex drives, and it's driving us apart. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [20M] wondering about asking [20F] group-mate out, but there are complications
POST: So I was planning on asking this girl out once our group report was finished, but there is another guy in the group who was in a relationship, isn't as of a couple days ago, and I think wants has the... | If I like a girl in a group but there is another guy likely in the same boat, what do I do? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Am I (33F) being overly sensitive or did my fiance (27M) (2.5yrs) make a passive aggressive comment?
POST: We were about to begin prep for thanksgiving dinner and I has changed the soap dispenser from dish soap to hand soap in the kitchen last night, when he asked me I told him I had... | he thinks I am just trying to fight with him and doesn't see that he hurt me with his snide remark. |
SUBREDDIT: r/loseit
TITLE: looking for weight loss teammates
POST: I never know how to start these things but here it goes: I want to lose weight. Back in high school when I was playing water polo like it was my job, my only insecurity came from my inability to speak to another person without stumbling over my words ... | 21, 5'11", 190 lbs, female looking for buddies on MFP (elisemo) and weight loss 'teammates' |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [19F] with my SO [20M] 1.5 years, ~4 m LDR, What are some ways I can show him how much I appreciate him?
POST: Hi everyone!
My boyfriend and I have been in a ldr for the best ~ 4 months of our relationship.
He is wonderful, smart, caring, funny, laughs at my jokes, dedicated, ... | Me [19F] with my SO [20M] LDR, What are some ways I can show him how much I appreciate him? |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by finding my mom's dildo accidentally [NSFW]
POST: So, the story began yesterday(? It's Sunday now at 1am but y'know) on Saturday morning. I was really hungry coz we had nothing to eat in the house coz we never buy anything to eat until my mom goes shopping on the weekends. Coz she's a ... | Went to borrow my mom's money for food since she lends it to me, opened drawer to find a dildo. |
SUBREDDIT: r/askwomenadvice
TITLE: Ladies, please help me solve my dress dilemma!
POST: Going to a friend's party tomorrow, it's a "masquerade ball," and she wants everyone in something sparkly. I have 2 options: one is a floor length gown that I'd prefer not to wear if I don't have to, because I don't want our hoste... | Dress is itchy/intolerable for a whole evening. Hack my dress so I don't upset my hostess! |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by skipping out on work
POST: So, I ignored my alarm this morning and woke up at 6:45 am, while I needed to be at work at 7:00 am. I live 35 minutes away. I decide I'm better off taking a sick day than being written up for being late. That's fine for me; play some League, enjoy a movie, ... | Overslept, called in sick (actually felt fine), soiled myself trusting a fart. Karma is a bitch. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Overwhelmed 32f wife of 27m -Married 11 months
POST: We got into a big argument yesterday over chores. I feel like I am the delegated captain of housework with the responsibility of assigning him work. He will do it but will roll his eyes stomp or generally make sure I am aware that ... | Tried to talk to my SO about housework ended up in a huge argument. Not sure how to handle it. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: How do you successfully exist in the Friendzone?
POST: So like many people, the object of my affection has banished me to the dreaded friendzone. While this has happened to me many times before, this particular incident has me baffled because... I actually want to be friends. In my previ... | Girl friendzoned me. I want to stay friends too. Mind says yes, heart say no. Halp? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I[24m] am not cool with my gf[21f] hanging out with old flings.
POST: We have been arguing about this because she has hung out with guys she used to fool around with to and continues to talk to two of them and it really upsets me. I've told her this but she says their just friends an... | gf hangs out with/talks to guys she has history with, I'm not sure how to handle it. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Lost my mother, then gf cheats on me while I'm grieving.
POST: I'm just not sure what to do, my mom passed on the fifth of may, then my relationship went down hill, she started reading the bible and texting this new guy.
Me, male age 25, her female age 24, new guy age 40.
I told he... | in the span on a month mom dies then gf spiritually cheats on me while I'm mourning. How do I heal? |
SUBREDDIT: r/jobs
TITLE: Need some advice on a potentially huge promotion.
POST: So a quick background: I work overqualified. Every one around me is by no means nearly good at the same job. I continue to bust out big numbers every day, without fail. Mind you I am college educated and working with 19 year olds working... | What is the best way to approach this: Asking for 110 but it's hard to find enthusiasm to give 110. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: I need to know how to use the "Parts-Per Notation". Anyone know how?
POST: So here's my dilemma. I got sick, and spent most of the day in bed. About an hour ago I had some weed, and started reading my store-brand cough & cold remedy bottle, wondering to myself what the active ingredie... | Lethal dose is 50-5,000 mg/kg. The bottle has 123 mg. Will it kill me? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I feel like my (20M) girlfriend (19F) is cheapening saying "I love you".
POST: We've been going out for almost 3 years, currently both at University so talk through IM/Whatsapp/Skype a lot. This is the second year that we've been long distance relationship-ing and she's become a bit ... | My girlfriend says "I love you" too much; I feel like it cheapens it, not sure what to do. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Meme verb agreement?
POST: So, memes often have an understood pronoun. For instance, Socially Awkward Penguin: "Start Telling Joke, Forget Punchline." This is either "I start telling joke, I forget punchline" or "You start telling joke, you forget punchline."
However, it can also be:... | What's the correct understood pronoun in a meme? "You", "I", "It" or "One"? |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by thinking i was a guardian of the galaxy while in the gym
POST: Little bit of background - I recently got into cosplaying and in May want to go as Gamora. With Christmas kicking my butt...or more accurately adding to my butt thanks to binge eating I've been going to the gym a little ex... | Tried to act like a kick ass green goddess in the gym. Looked like I was having a fit instead. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: How do you end something that isn't at the finish?
POST: Hi,
I've been with my girlfriend for about three years now. We met at the start of University, and she graduated in July. I have a fourth year, and she is roughly 200 miles away. We both love each other, and she has no concept... | Been with a girl for 3 years. I want to break it off. Still love her and unsure as to how. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: My Roommate is a pothead deadbeat, and I have no idea how to deal with him.
POST: Here's the full story. 3 weeks ago, an old friend of mine moved into my apartment. Things were going alright at first, but then shit went wrong. He has made hardly any attempts to get employed (2 applicatio... | my roommate doesn't look for work, pay rent, but buys huge amounts of weed and slacks off all day. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My (19f) on and off boyfriend (25m) is not poly, and I am, and since we're seeing each other again, things have gotten a little complicated
POST: Okay so, to start things off, I am polyamorous and have been for quite a while. Monogamy is something I have become accustomed to, but I a... | Boyfriend is monogamous, I am poly, we're trying to find a way to make it work for both of us |
SUBREDDIT: r/Pets
TITLE: My pet bird stopped liking me?
POST: A few years back I got a pet quaker and a couple days later she loved me, I could pet her, scratch her head, pick her up, anything. And then I stopped spending time with her after a while due to my new job. I still fed her, and gave her treats every once ... | Pet Quaker doesn't like me as much as she used to anymore. I want to get her to like me again. |
SUBREDDIT: r/weddingplanning
TITLE: Opinions please, feeling bad for not wanting future SIL as a bridesmaid
POST: Hi weddit! I only have asked 4 girls to be in my wedding, my sister and 3 very close friends. FH wants 6 groomsmen. I'm 100% a-okay that it's uneven. Apparently I (after a couple bottles of wine) agreed t... | FH wants his sister to be a bridesmaid, I think only my "circle of trust" should be included. |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by showing my mom shrek is love, shrek is life
POST: So a few days ago, I was talking to my mom and my sister about the internet. My little sister is just starting to go on reddit and other sites and I was warning her of the obvious. "Don't go on tumbr. Its a ton of girls who think the g... | I was warning my sister of bad sites to go on and my mom looked up shrek is love, shrek is life. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [21M] developed feelings for my friend [22F] of 2 and a half year after she started a relationshi
POST: My friend[22F] is in a relationship since december. At the beginning of January i have gotten extremly jealous of the guy she is together with.
Somehow I discovered through her n... | I[21m] fell in love with my friend[22f] and don't know if I should tell her and how. |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit... I plan on proposing to my g/f this weekend... I'd like some advice on hiding the ring!
POST: So I finally decided to pop the question... I did some shopping and finally decided on the ring I thought she would like. Now I'm planning the whole thing... She's not a redditor so she... | So dearest Reddit, how do I keep this damn ~~thing~~ [ring] from burning a hole in my pocket!? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [26 M] with Groupmate [23F], How to Ask her out.
POST: I am in Uni, and I am in a group with around 4 people including me, and I want to ask out 1 of the girls. The problem is, both girls are actually reall good friends and I do not want to fuck up the group morale by asking her o... | Trying to ask Girl out, friend of her might like me, all in group, do not want to be awks. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Shoud I ( 18/m) follow her (19/F) on Instagram, and hope for the best?
POST: My situation is really simple. I saw a student theatre play last week, and spotted a girl. After that, I decided to check her facebook profile, just to stalk her for fun.
Not only she's cute, but I'm gettin... | I want to date a girl from Instagram/Is that a good idea, knowing I will never see her in my life? |
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice
TITLE: Recently got asked to be a "date" to a wedding, by my crush of several years. Is this a miracle or am I set for more heartbreak
POST: Hey everybody, I (24m) recently got asked to attend a wedding with a friend that I have had a serious crush on since college. The girl who asked me (2... | I'm not sure if the girl I've had feelings for asked me to be her "date" or "friend" to a wedding |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [31M] think I'm just not interested in a relationship. But at the same time I feel alone.
POST: I've never had any real luck with dating. My only 'relationship' was a brief few dates with a girl who broke up with me after a month. All I kinda had the feeling afterwards that the who... | Don't know if I want to try dating again, but feeling alone at the same time. Not sure what to do. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I'm [20m] in a pickle, and he [20m] is offended.
POST: About two weeks ago this guy (Zach) started showing interest in me, and at first I wasn't sure if I felt the same... Then I did. Within a few days I was pretty much crushing hard on this guy.
Then it happened. Someone far less ... | Blamed for an act of unkindness I didn't commit and my arche love interest hates me for it. ): |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit, please teach me the ways of a Mac
POST: I'm a Windows/Internet Explorer user (oh shush!), and had an interesting discussion with a friend at lunch that stumped me.
She owns a Mac (OS X I believe) and is afraid to go to porn websites in the event she gets malware of some sort. Fr... | Friend wants to schlick, and I don't know Macs well enough to advise beyond basics. Please help! |
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice
TITLE: What should I do with this "urge"?
POST: 22 M here. So there is this friend (21 F) of mine who I hang out with every weekend, and I have known her for 2 months. We are in a tight circle of friends, so never really been anywhere by ourselves. She's funny and interesting and all, but n... | Feel attracted towards a girl, not sure if wanna date, don't wanna be a pushy/touchy jerk. What do? |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: So my grandmother just had a siezure and is at the hospital. When she comes back, I want to use humor to make her more at ease.
POST: We had all just sat down for dinner, and she's looking at the wall, like she does sometimes, and my stepfather asks her what she's looking at. She doesn't... | Grandma had a seizure. She seems fine, and I want to call her twitchy. Is that too much? |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit, I've been working the same job for over two years, and am now making slightly less than I did then. How do I ask for a raise?
POST: Basically, I took on some extra work as a security guard back in the fall of '08. It's just two shifts per week, 16 hours at $11.25/hour (works gr... | never gotten a raise in two years, good performance reviews, how do I ask / how much do I ask for? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [F24] slept with a celebrity that was on my 'list.' Should I tell my boyfriend [M22]?
POST: My boyfriend and I have been together for 14 months. Early in our relationship, I'm not sure when, we made a list of people that we were allowed to cheat with. We each had 5 people.
Last ni... | I [F24] slept with a celebrity that was on my 'list.' Should I tell my boyfriend [M22]? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [19 M] with my ex [19 F] of 13 months, I don't love her anymore, or at least I don't think I do but I still feel bad when I see her or hear what she's been up to.
POST: So, I was with her for 13 months and we've been broken up for about 3 months. I see her most days as we work in ... | I don't love my ex anymore, but I still feel shitty when I hear about what she's been up to? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [30 M] and her [26 F] situation, after a long time I've finally found love aka I thought I did
POST: So, I met this girl 3 months ago and after awhile I fell really bad for her. I mean I'm thinking about her all the time.
And how things usually works with me I did the wrong thin... | What can I do if I can do anything? I'm even a little embaressed for asking something like this. |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: Seeking Career/Pre-Interview Advice
POST: A little bit about my current situation. I'm in Communications/Public Relations. I've been eyeing this company since its founding in the late 2000s, but I've never applied because 1) Location (it's in another state) 2) Lack of experience experience ... | I'm pumping myself up to apply for my dream job. What can I do to make sure that I land this job? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I'm(M22) Having trouble sorting my emotions and guilt about a dumb hookup with a friend I met online(F22)
POST: I[M22] met a girl[22] online playing video games as I was being introduced into a group of friends that played from different corners of the country. Right off the bat I co... | I hooked up with a friend and now shes attached and I'm not. I feel like scum because of it. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Do I [18M] take her [19F] back??
POST: My feelings for her are undeniably true, I really care about her. She is such a fun person and I love the time we spend together... the kicker; she likes to flirt. A lot. I know she cares about me and has love for me, but she is a flirt in natur... | Gf cheated and flirts, but I know she feels bad and wants to change. I'm stuck. Help! |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by wearing week old vomit pants to work.
POST: A true TIFU as its still happening.
Last weekend I decided to go out with a friend for the first time. She drank a bit too much and in the process of me caring for her she threw up all over me in the back of the uber. I don't have a very go... | Friend vomitted on my pants. I didn't do a good job washing them. Now I'm wearing them in public. |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My LDR ex GF [19 F] and I [19 M] broke up in February, I'd like to give things a second try.
POST: Had a great relationship of over a year with my GF through high school. College caused us to be long distance. Things started off well but then she got borderline depressed due to lonel... | LDR GF and I broke up 3 months ago, how can I ask if she will give us a second chance? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: At the weekend I [34F] broke no contact by seeing ex [30 M] (2 years together, a year since he ended it). He said he made a bad choice.
POST: We had a wonderful sexy time together with not a single fight. No rose tinted glasses here, we really never argued.
Out of the blue (we were ... | Ex said he made a bad choice in ending it. Do I make a move and let him know I'm still interested? |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: HELP! I [F/27] have to say goodbye to my ex BF [M/27] of 6 years for the last time tonight...
POST: I [F/27] have to say goodbye to my ex [M/27] for the last time and give him back his things. I broke up with him because I felt he wasn't the one despite loving him as a friend a... | How do I say goodbye to ex BF of 6 years after I broke up with him because he wasn't the one.? |
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